Little Miss Obsessive

cobrastarship:


@MamselleG (via Twitter):
@imaginefosho (via Twitter):
@CobraCrewEU (via Twitter):
@zoroark65 (via Twitter):
@maripiedra (via Twitter):
fiveminutespastschedule:
@ahouseofwolves (via Twitter):
xan-der-shinywolf:
theymightbebeatles:
cobrastarship:

Gather round we have a story to tell, but we need your help!
We want to create the craziest, most random #1Nite story, but we have a massive case of writers block. All we have so far is “So this #1Nite…”
Help us write the rest of it! There are two ways to get in on the action:
1. Tweet @CobraStarship finishing the sentence: “So this #1Nite…” (you must include #1Nite in your tweet)2. Reblog this post and add your sentence (max 200 characters).
Each morning, we’ll pick our favorite sentence and add it to the ongoing story. If we pick your entry, you’ll be entered to win the grand prize! What is the grand prize? Well, not only will you win a Cobra shirt of your choice from our webstore, BUT you’ll also get your very own copy of the story signed by us! That’s right, at the end of contest, we’ll turn the ultimate #1Nite story into an actual book with illustrations and everything! Get creative Cobras, let’s make this #1Nite a story we’ll never forget!
Also, you can download #1Nite on iTunes and watch the music video here
So This #1Nite…
I woke up in a backyard tent full of mimes.
There’s something on the ceiling but I can’t quite work out what.
So I reach over for my torch and instead find myself holding onto a two-day old hotdog with the Batman symbol on it. 
I feel my Spidey senses tingling so I pull out my pocket-sized flamethrower, burn the hotdog, and hope the smell will attract a leprechaun so he can tell me what to do.
A leprechaun came and took me to a parking lot where a blue alpaca and a bold deer were having a party.
I was attacked by ninjas but fought them off with tigers wielding shotguns.. then I went with them to eat cake.
A fat genie comes out of the cake which was a disguised magic lamp, and he offers me three wishes.
My first wish is for everybody in the world to be wearing matching ponchos and moustaches.
For my second wish, I asked to make everyone wearing those ponchos and moustaches to be able to tap dance.


Finally, as I was still hungry and the tap dancing was really noisy, I asked the genie to cover the surface of Earth with a layer of marshmallow.

cobrastarship:

@MamselleG (via Twitter):

@imaginefosho (via Twitter):

@CobraCrewEU (via Twitter):

@zoroark65 (via Twitter):

@maripiedra (via Twitter):

fiveminutespastschedule:

@ahouseofwolves (via Twitter):

xan-der-shinywolf:

theymightbebeatles:

cobrastarship:

Gather round we have a story to tell, but we need your help!

We want to create the craziest, most random #1Nite story, but we have a massive case of writers block. All we have so far is “So this #1Nite…”

Help us write the rest of it! There are two ways to get in on the action:

1. Tweet @CobraStarship finishing the sentence: “So this #1Nite…” (you must include #1Nite in your tweet)
2. Reblog this post and add your sentence (max 200 characters).

Each morning, we’ll pick our favorite sentence and add it to the ongoing story. If we pick your entry, you’ll be entered to win the grand prize! What is the grand prize? Well, not only will you win a Cobra shirt of your choice from our webstore, BUT you’ll also get your very own copy of the story signed by us! That’s right, at the end of contest, we’ll turn the ultimate #1Nite story into an actual book with illustrations and everything! Get creative Cobras, let’s make this #1Nite a story we’ll never forget!

Also, you can download #1Nite on iTunes and watch the music video here

So This #1Nite…

I woke up in a backyard tent full of mimes.

There’s something on the ceiling but I can’t quite work out what.

So I reach over for my torch and instead find myself holding onto a two-day old hotdog with the Batman symbol on it. 

I feel my Spidey senses tingling so I pull out my pocket-sized flamethrower, burn the hotdog, and hope the smell will attract a leprechaun so he can tell me what to do.

A leprechaun came and took me to a parking lot where a blue alpaca and a bold deer were having a party.

I was attacked by ninjas but fought them off with tigers wielding shotguns.. then I went with them to eat cake.

A fat genie comes out of the cake which was a disguised magic lamp, and he offers me three wishes.

My first wish is for everybody in the world to be wearing matching ponchos and moustaches.

For my second wish, I asked to make everyone wearing those ponchos and moustaches to be able to tap dance.

Finally, as I was still hungry and the tap dancing was really noisy, I asked the genie to cover the surface of Earth with a layer of marshmallow.

(via cobrastarship)

  1. beingsuperwholocked reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    So this #1nite in band camp I stuck a flute up my nose. Yeah, i bet you all thought that was gonna be dirty, huh? That’s...
  2. what-us-directioners-do reblogged this from cobrastarship
  3. just-in-time-for-you reblogged this from cobrastarship
  4. beasanmateo reblogged this from cobrastarship
  5. foranewbeginning reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    I was bored and found this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LF3BrB2ouU&feature=related, so I shit my pants.
  6. brovolone-cheese reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    Now, I rule as Grand Master Pope of the underground castle w/ Tupac & Patrick Swayze, where parkour is the national mode...
  7. wowthanksguys reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    But the dream was not over! I fell into the black hole and…..this #1Nite is not treating me well
  8. merrikat-sex-tape reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    Gather round we have a story to tell, but we need your help! We want to create the craziest, most random #1Nite story,...
  9. beartrick reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    I sit up and tell my giant turtle, which is marching through space with my bed on his shell, my dream. His remark: “and...
  10. suaveasy reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    This #1nite three days after TAI broke up i was sitting in my grandma’s living room and then my cousin went into the...
  11. astrees reblogged this from cobrastarship
  12. filmhippie reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    But then suddenly, a leprechaun appeared out from under my bed and pinched my butt cheek.
  13. cobrastarship reblogged this from bethannangel and added:
    the treasure but stumbled and fell in...wake up in my bed. Fucking dream I had this #1Nite
  14. septiandalle reblogged this from cobrastarship
  15. hannarghh reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    So this #1 nite i woke up surrounded by pigs. They were pink and flying around my head drinking coke. Surely this must...
  16. thelittlegingathatcould reblogged this from cobrastarship
  17. isac reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    Mi username de primero. Yesssh.
  18. wackywa7448 reblogged this from cobrastarship
  19. adventureisoutthere2614 reblogged this from cobrastarship
  20. brunnolimasouza reblogged this from cobrastarship
  21. myhereoshadtheheart reblogged this from cobrastarship
  22. itallhappenedatonce reblogged this from cobrastarship
  23. keisha-loves-yew reblogged this from cobrastarship
  24. gillymariehunt reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    When the octopus looked into my eyes, I turned evil.
  25. ruben1997cardoso reblogged this from cobrastarship
  26. scamjesus reblogged this from cobrastarship and added:
    The giant firefly turned into a bedazzled shark, that drank a gallon of Red Bull which gave him wings in order to fly us...